Choking the Chicken

Means masturbating.

At least in german movies.

German gay movies.

German gay movies where masturbating scenes are cut.

I like foreign flicks and good movies. No pacifiers or house of wax for me please*.

*read: DONT invite me to watch*

I know. I told almost everyone that I fucked up my own pc. Thats the reason why I couldnt blog after exams. yeah yeah no big deal. Shit happens all the time when I try to act clever and techy and try to be my own pc technician.

It resulted in me drowning myself in tears every night becuz I was bored to death. No internet and no blogging can really drive a girl mad. It's like going to shit without any toilet paper. I know cuz I have been there and done that.

You know I shouldnt say things like that. In case, I get to be some celebrity or CEO or president scholar in the future and the paparazzi picked up dirt like these.

It's been 12 days since I last blogged. I know. Boredom kills me everynite. Till the point where I was so bored, I have decided to hold my wedding at some club and make everyone come in clubbing wear. And that my daughter's name shall be called Meiji.

Speaking of clubbing, I have seen butch and girl make out in the toilet before. Sexy.

I love mr wei today. He didnt make me angry. And he made a bet with me that I couldn't fix my own pc.

What he didn't know is my big huge enormous ego hardly accepts defeat. esp to men. BUT I'm not a FCP! I say AGAIN.

With my big huge enormous ego in tow, pc is fine and fixed and working and I get to blog. And I get to change mr wei's name to mr Chan now.

Let's welcome the new Mr Chan who will marry into my CHAN family.

HA

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HA

*smug*

HA

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From this day forth, Mr wei will be officially known as Mr CHAN. *smug*

Mr Chan will be the one having children. *smug*

Mr Chan will do housework. *smug*

Mr Chan will choke his own chicken. *smug*

Oh heaven forgive me. Absence from blogger has made me crazier.

This will be all for today. Tomorrow I will write about what has happened (in gist) in the past week. (if I can remember. if cannot then I will make something up. that works fine for me as well.)

Tomorrow I'm going to celebrate my god son's birthday. Having steamboat at my ex-best friend's house in the evening. Who cares right? So I will blog late night tml. Try my best to come home since my ex-best friend wants me to stay overnight but I have been away from home for the past 2 days. *guilty* Mothers' day coming soon. Got to spend more time with mammy.

Till then.