Oh let me die in peace

Today my post is on dying in peace. Will NKF pls let me die in peace? Stop calling me to tell me that in 2002, my cholesterol level is sky high. Stop calling to ask if I'm interested in going down for a highly subsidised body check up. Stop calling me. Period. And stop toking to me in your heavy indian accent.

Poor Lady: Hi, can I speak to miss chan wei li?
Me *groggy and irritated from lack of sleep*: yes

Poor Lady: Are you miss chan Wei li?
Me *grits teeth*: YES SPEAKING (a little too loudly)

Poor Lady: This is sheila calling from NKF. Hi wei li. In 2002, you did a body check at NKF while you were working at ACN (continue to blah blah on with her script)
Me *cutting her off*: Sorry, will this take long?

Poor Lady: As it is some time since you did a full body check up. NKF is inviting you to come for its highly subsidised body check which is $25 (continue to read from script, ignoring my question)
Me *extremely irritated at being woken up on sunday morning* : can you call me back in 10 mins time?

Poor Lady: Sure. So I will call you back in 10 mins time. So I call you at 2pm ok?
Me *grit*: Ya sure (switches off hp and goes back to sleep)



Sorry sheila you just caught me at a wrong time man.

I figure I got to die a certain way. Buried in oyster omelette's high cholestrol will be good.