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Monday, April 25, 2005

I'm a compulsive !#@$%!!


See the column on the left. The previous post column is NOT working. AND I'M SO !#$%! frustrated! The previous tagboard is also messing up my page so I took it out GRRR.. I'm so rush for time. I need to watch the 5pm show and tonight, Desperate housewives and stripperella is on AND I HAVENT HAD LUNCH!!!!

The thing is I'm so compulsive, it's 2.19pm now and I have been sitting here since 12.45pm and I have been thinking about making this work last night before I sleep and it's the first thing on my mind when I wake up and I have not wash my face neither have I brush my teeth.


Chant with me.

I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study. I need to study.



I swear I will not blog or touch my pc for the next 3 days.


p/s the archives (in the box) is working but not the previous post section and I doubt anyone can help me with it BLAH

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Sunday, April 24, 2005

Verbal Diarrhea Alert


A photo is all you need to fall in love with somebody



I can attest to that. For the whole of today, I would flip open my hp and take a look at my new wallpaper and I think I'm in love.



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Yummy.

You can call me narcisstic but! But I know I'm in love with the right person/people in the right order. Me, Mr Wei, hammie and CMJ.


By the way, I'm actually wearing something. In case you didnt know, it is called a tube top.


If you look carefully, my bed is actually storage space for my clean laundry. As well as dirty laundry. And notes, and 3 weeks old breakfast. Maybe a cockroach if i'm unlucky. My pink striped panties is on the bed. I should be ashamed to tell the world that but I'm not. So basically that gives you an idea, how shy a person I'm in general. And in case you didnt know, I sleep on the floor everyday. Like a baby.



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Today my sister and her bf, young were coordially invited to accompany my mammy to her KTV session and listen to her belt her heart out. My mammy likes to sing in the hall and not in KTV rooms so that she can hear others applause for her. That basically gives you an idea, how shy a person she is.


So basically, my sister came home to give me her report on the kind of friends mammy has been hanging out with. You know, parents nowadays are vulnerable to bad influence and they pick up all sorts of bad habits or get cheat by conster. So we have to keep on eye on them. So my sister actually gave her stamp of approval but she's concerned because she thinks mammy's friends kinda look too much like tai tais who have nothing to do but spend money.. so she's afraid they might lead her astray, like get a gigglelo or something. She's a free agent man.



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Yesterday, my sister cut herself with maggi noodles.

Sister *shouting at maggi mee*: why?! why would you hurt me maggi mee?! why?!


I think all younger siblings are abit.. unstable.



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I'm ashamed to admit that I was reading this online storybook meant for those aged 8 to 12.

I usually read more adult stuff. Like The Illicit Affair. Or Seductive Mistress. Ok. I made up the names of the books.

But hey, I'm telling you, I'm so bored with studying, I can do anything. Anything that doesnt require me to leave this chair.

But the worst thing is, Camp Confidential: Natalie's Secret is an uncomplete version, which means if I want to continue reading, I need to purchase it online... It is a great blow to me, almost like telling me that I'm actually a man physically.


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Okie. Finally some tidbits to amuse you.

Read this! Drunk Page.


And because liloo is not online today, I have to upload only the pictures I have on hand.. SAD :(

My creative juices are flowing today, so I can just go on non stop and I was thinking of giving all the pictures captions today but man, no pictures. Lucky for CMJ den.

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A bunch of rowdy girls


CMJ must be feeling very tired now. She spent 3/4 of the day entertaining us. Some times I wonder where does she get her energy from. Hope you had fun today CMJ! We love you. I love you too even though you bully me everytime. I'm not going to write much today cuz I want to post some pictures up so everybody can take a look at CMJ's sexy almost backless shirt. I think she looks very pretty and demure for once. Maybe twice. During CNY house visiting sessions, she also looked pretty and demure in her sexy short floaty skirt. A departure from usual durian seller image.

Today at NYDC, we over ordered again. The only time we didnt over order was when we were celebrating Jellyfish's bthday at No Signboard cuz the crabs was expensive. Sometimes I wonder if my friends are actually hungry ghosts in diguise. Or ever-hungry NS boys.

I think the potato salad is good.

We sneaked off to dedicate a song to CMJ during dinner and cajoled her to go to the fountain top with us at 8pm. That girl didnt suspect a thing. When we sneaked off to dedicate the song, we told her that liloo was doing big business in the toilet. The DJ very daringly called CMJ a 'beautiful chicken' . Shall write in to Suntec later to compliment the DJ for being so daring.

CMJ was very sweet. She gave all of us chocolates. Too bad she didnt expect that we didnt bring her present. HAHA. Love you greedy girl.

After the song dedication, we decided to walk over to one fullerton via the esplanade to Baker's Inn for some drinks and more desserts. The walk made me feel like some hot, sticky and sweaty NS boy. Now I know that I'm not cut out to be an NS boy, not with mascara threatening to drip down my face. The weather was so humid and Baker's Inn had no seats for us inside!! Waitress told us to take a seat outside. We waited and waited for about half an hour before leaving without ordering anything.

Liloo went off. At almost 10pm. The night is still young man! So we went off in search of a cooler place to dry our sweaty armpits. CMJ and Jellyfish stumbled upon this nice, quiet place opposite Ichiban at the esplanade. There was not a single soul in sight and the interior was beautiful. So we decided to give the place a try.

We decided to drink a little. Ayam too! Actually she claimed that she is a pretty good drinker. *surprise* Reminds me that we can call her 'drunken chicken' in mandarin next time.

I had fun girls.


Note: Will upload pictures when Liloo is done sending them to me heeeeee



1 Fan(s) in the Fanclub today ||| Irritating fans Corner

At 9:18 PM, April 24, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous, your number one fan said,

oh my lovely bunny, i where got bully u...i love u so much..dun hai wo bei mr butterfly hoot hor...i enjoyed myself too...thanks for everything...smuacks

 


Oh let me die in peace


Today my post is on dying in peace. Will NKF pls let me die in peace? Stop calling me to tell me that in 2002, my cholesterol level is sky high. Stop calling to ask if I'm interested in going down for a highly subsidised body check up. Stop calling me. Period. And stop toking to me in your heavy indian accent.

Poor Lady: Hi, can I speak to miss chan wei li?
Me *groggy and irritated from lack of sleep*: yes

Poor Lady: Are you miss chan Wei li?
Me *grits teeth*: YES SPEAKING (a little too loudly)

Poor Lady: This is sheila calling from NKF. Hi wei li. In 2002, you did a body check at NKF while you were working at ACN (continue to blah blah on with her script)
Me *cutting her off*: Sorry, will this take long?

Poor Lady: As it is some time since you did a full body check up. NKF is inviting you to come for its highly subsidised body check which is $25 (continue to read from script, ignoring my question)
Me *extremely irritated at being woken up on sunday morning* : can you call me back in 10 mins time?

Poor Lady: Sure. So I will call you back in 10 mins time. So I call you at 2pm ok?
Me *grit*: Ya sure (switches off hp and goes back to sleep)



Sorry sheila you just caught me at a wrong time man.

I figure I got to die a certain way. Buried in oyster omelette's high cholestrol will be good.