The Birth of My Superstar

You are our Superstar!

Every year, around this time, we would fork out time to prepare the presents for our beloved superstar cum KTV songtress cum CMJ.

This year was no exception.

Each year, we would humbly sacrifice a little time and spend days trying to compile all her pictures taken for the entire semester. Moi, Miss Chan, have the greatest honour of keeping her entire year of photos into my CMJ database. From this database, we cropped, we photoshoped and we superimposed some of the most controversial pictures into whatever that interest us and compile all into one photo album of love.

This year was no exception.


However, after several repeated request for a birthday gift which is of a more useful nature, we have decided to add on another gift for our beloved princess of tiong bahru.

After not much debate, we laid eyes on something which we thought suited CMJ the MOST.

This lovely lovely bag. Suitable when you step out into the work force. Suitable when you need to pick the kids up from school. Suitable for using it to bash my head. For all purposes.

Dont you think it will look lovely on her? Sorrie no diamond babe. We are doing our best.

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And because shopping around for presents is so stressful. I had to destress myself.

I swear I heard this blusher calling out my name in the shop.

p/s kids shouldn't mimic what i have done at the beginning of this paragraph. Good adults dont start their sentences with 'AND' or 'BECAUSE'. Because its morally wrong. Or so what I thought my grammar teacher said.

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What the hell is this piece of shit?

Actually this was my breakfast. 3 weeks ago. Because (see kids dont mimic k) I wanted to clear away the shopping bags in my room. I chanced upon my 3 week-old breakfast. Big deal. At least this one not mouldy.

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Footnotes:

Do you know that the Superstar Contest will be held at SIM tml? Will our superstar be participating? We will always support you gal!!

Good luck to Liloo who's having an interview tml. Good luck gal. All the best tml.

Do you know that a certain man has sent our soon-to-be-bthday girl a photo of himself as a present and ask her not to look and drool at it too much? This man. SO EVIL. Seems like he is planning to use his many seductive charms to ensure she fail her coming exams *gasp!* conspiracy alert!!