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Saturday, April 16, 2005

The Dice has no eyes


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note**: this sentence is not specifically targetted at the man i used to call dad.


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Today Mr Wei made me wait at a Singapore Pools outlet while he made a bet. Mr Wei makes small bets every now and then to add on to the Dawnie diamonds collection Fund.



I'm totally against gambling, smoking, drinking and all other vices that men are involved in. But I'm fine with women with vices. Like me. Who are in control. Who think they are in control. Who vaguely feel that they are in control.



Although Mahjong is my first true love and perhaps I play with people who are equally broke, I play Mahjong without any real cash involvement *kaching*



The dice has no eyes. My people. It doesn't care who you are or how good a person you have been. With the roll of the dice, you have pretty much everything to lose. So save your money or better still, give me a treat but dont gamble it away like Mr Wei. cuz I have yet to see any diamonds on my beautiful fingers. However, you are truly allowed to play Mahjong with me. Cuz I'm in control. I think I'm in control. I vaguely feel that I'm in control.



Mr Wei in a few years time



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Everyone who has a good father, please give your dad a kiss now.

I have seen my fair share of good fathers and about a year ago, I still thought that the man i used to call dad is one too. For short, we shall call him MUTCD.

Today, I was happily sitting at my pc table blogging about issues people think is rubbish when MUTCD came back. MUTCD walks into his room and found my mum sleeping and that his clothes werent washed. For weeks. OBIGOOD.

MUTCD took all his clothes out. Dumped it onto bathrooom floor.


MUTCD: What time your mum come back
Me: Earlier than me
Gorzilla: Earlier than you *referring to MUTCD*


which obviously peeved him. so he kept quiet and took his anger out on clothes.
After awhile, me and gorzilla launched into a debate as to who is the owner of the 2dollar bill on the table.


MUTCD: Can the 2 of you stop asking for money?
Me and gorzilla looked at each other in amazement?
MUTCD rambles on.

MUTCD: Give so much money (a grand total of 700 odd). No food. No washing of clothes. No anything.
MUTCD: If you all so capable, move out *threatening*


After awhile, MUTCD says he is going to throw away the fridge. *nutcase*

I'm going to print this out and paste it on my door. As a reminder for him.


I hope he dies soon. Dickhead. Stupid.



4 Fan(s) in the Fanclub today ||| Irritating fans Corner

At 1:50 AM, April 17, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous, your number one fan said,

yo honey..i hope mine dies soon too...in an accident..die of poisoning..watever..nice story today..i enjoyed it...smuacks

your avivd or avid reader (watever)

 

At 2:39 AM, April 17, 2005, Blogger bunzilla, your number one fan said,

Avid man. Yeah. After they die we will throw a big party and we will invite Jay Chou and Jolin to sing at our parties.

 

At 3:05 PM, April 17, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous, your number one fan said,

yeah man...we can organise a mega party and dance all nite...whoooo...love for tat wonderful moment to come man....meanwhile study hard honey...smuacks...

S: How do you keep a happy family going?
G: Simple...keep ur stupid dick in your trousers when you are outside....

 

At 4:23 PM, April 17, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous, your number one fan said,

Haha I can guess who is the avivd / avid reader...

But I have to say mine aren't getting any kiss from me too...There are only a handful of good fathers out there...Treasure them when they are still one