A 'Get out of Debt' job

verb: Also known as a GOOD job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again.


I need one.


Which means tml I have try to sell myself (main/core product which is a whole lot of bullshit) and my skills (aesthetics) to Ms Susan Quah.


Okie. Becuz I'm particularly bored and nosey as usual. I googled! YES! I googled. And this is what I call researching the company. And here's what I found.





Okie. This picture is pretty fuzzy muzzy. All these dudes are synovate people at some classy function.


And may i present to you the lady on the left, circled in red is Ms SUSAN QUAH! TADA! The other lady circled in red is the boss of synovate singapore. Looks abit like Deon...


See. Susan is in a pants suit at a function. There could be 3 reasons. 1) She came after work: could be a workholic, or 2) she is a no nonsense, straight woman or 3) she has nothing else nice in her wardrobe to wear.

So based on my assumptions or my very assumed delusions, I shall tailor my behaviour tml as accordingly.



My good ol' braclet is finally laid to rest after being with me for 2 years. Sob.. Is that a bad omen for tml?? I shall miss you dearly, my lucky charm.



Anyway, Google is the best search engine! Can find everything under the sun.



I think it's boring how I talk about jobs 24/7. Whats with our lives man? I mean between sleeping and eating and watching tv, is there really nothing else more exciting den flipping the recruitment ads on saturday meh?


Dont let stories of other people getting well paid jobs get you down my frens. I think some of you are feeling abit dishearted. Don't.


I can come up with 101 reasons why they are able to find a job first but my frens, don't discount the fact that they have started their job search sometime ago.


I havent said this for some time.


Jia You!


Okie, maybe it will help if you try to be nicer to the HR people....


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Becuz we are a bunch of regular kids with limited cash funds, I strongly recommend you or at least those of you who are broke to:

1) take up fizzna's offer of singers, dancers, jugglers and performancers at tiong bahru especially those who live nearby. If the offer is still on..

2) spend the day at your friend's house (how you spend your time there doesnt matter) and have meals at their place

3) bugger friends who are working part time to give you a treat the next time you meet up

4) sell your kidneys

5) sell your eggs (recommended by dajie)

6) sub-rent out your womb

7) or find a sugar daddy, man or butch to support you if you look like this:



That's Hot...



I dont wish to look like her. But I wish to exchange dads.


Mr Chan's going for his interview as well tml. Win them over with your tight butt dude!! Good ruck baby! You are never ronely *beam*