Liar Liar panties on fire

I'm actually having a headache now so I decided to blog a little to take my mind off the pain...


Whatever.


Today someone had the nerve to play a trick on me.


Who else but the dunno-how-death-word-is-written-guy called Mr Chan.


I dont know if I have told anyone before I can date any guy, fat, thin, with 2 noses but they have to be tall.


At least tall enough to let me rest my shoulders on rite?


Say 1.7m & above?


And of cuz with a nice perky butt.


Which of cuz Mr Chan has.


That is if you have noticed.


Well, you can take a peek next time if you see him.


I'm sure he doesn't mind.


This dunno-how-death-word-is-written-guy revealed to me that actually he is shorter den 1.7m.


You may think 'oh no big deal'


But in the past I have asked him 2 times about his height and each time, he would tell me '1.7 something lah. very long time never measure lah'.


So today he said he is actually 1.68.


But he maintains that he didn't lie to me about his height. Becuz after wearing his shoes, he is 1.7m MAH.


And he said I was onboard 'thieves ship'.


DAMN YOU Mr Chan.


Dont let me see you without your shoes MR CHAN


OR YOU ARE DEAD MEAT.


From your submissive and loving girlfriend,
bunny



p/s after looking at the you-are-dead-meat-look on my face, he told me that he is actually 1.73m lah