Poot!
Yesterday. As in Wednesday. I went out for lunch with my mum. We ordered too much and hence the remaining of the food we asked to be packed.
After lunch, we went shopping for shoes.
This entry is not designed to bore you with the details of what I do per day. I was going to tell you that as we went shopping I could detect a faint odour trailing us.
Which smells like fart.
So I was thinking: who the hell is farting around me?
It couldn't be me wat. I mean I laosai on a very frequent basis but I wasn't feeling very shitty then. I mean besides if it was me who farted, I would know rite? I mean at least my asshole would know rite?
Den I look at my mum. Suspiciously.
The fart smell trailed us for like 45mins. Going on and off.
My mum left. To go sing ktv with her friends.
Den it hit me later while I was in the toilet shitting.
I'm not sure if you have came across this dish in crystal jade but it is shaped like a samosa but fillings are made of veggies which looked like spring onions, those long and thin type.
THAT IS THE THING THAT gave off an odd smell which smells like fart.
And I was holding on to it.
BLOODY HELL. And later my mum confessed that she thought that I was farting all the way. And she was too polite to mention it.
After lunch, we went shopping for shoes.
This entry is not designed to bore you with the details of what I do per day. I was going to tell you that as we went shopping I could detect a faint odour trailing us.
Which smells like fart.
So I was thinking: who the hell is farting around me?
It couldn't be me wat. I mean I laosai on a very frequent basis but I wasn't feeling very shitty then. I mean besides if it was me who farted, I would know rite? I mean at least my asshole would know rite?
Den I look at my mum. Suspiciously.
The fart smell trailed us for like 45mins. Going on and off.
My mum left. To go sing ktv with her friends.
Den it hit me later while I was in the toilet shitting.
I'm not sure if you have came across this dish in crystal jade but it is shaped like a samosa but fillings are made of veggies which looked like spring onions, those long and thin type.
THAT IS THE THING THAT gave off an odd smell which smells like fart.
And I was holding on to it.
BLOODY HELL. And later my mum confessed that she thought that I was farting all the way. And she was too polite to mention it.
Afternote: My mind is in a mess now. I know that the interview tomorrow will help me path my career in market research. But the thought of going back to market research makes me.... Den WHY AM I STILL APPLYING FOR MARKET RESEARCH JOBS?!?! I'm a very confused individual with no control over my thinking and movement ability.
Can someone tell me how much to sell my soul to the devil for? 2.3k?
It's either my soul or my kidneys man.