Guidebook Verse One

The Rules of Cinderella Fan Club:



Rule 1: The female always makes the rules.



Rule 2: The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.



Rule 3: No male can possibly know all the rules.



Rule 4: If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules.



Rule 5: The female is never wrong.



Rule 6: If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.



Rule 7: If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.



Rule 8: The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason.



Rule 9: The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.



Rule 10: The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.



Rule 11: The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.



Rule 12: The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.



Rule 13: Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm.



Rule 14: If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void